When logged in here, the dashboard shows events or meet-ups for those who blog using WordPress. I had a brief moment of insanity the other day when I thought, “hey, that could be handy, I could learn something.” And then when I thought about it further, I decided it wasn’t something that would be good for me. Not only would I be among a group of people who know each other already, none that I knew personally, I’d have to do that small talk thing. Fuck that! I would rather eat my own eyeball. All the questions: What do you do? Where do you live? What’s your blog about?